I'm blogging, but you're not reading, so whatever!
Last night I reached the conclusion that I have issues with obsession. I think my obsession with celebrities stems from some childhood psychologgical issue... Like, maybe I didn't get enough attention as a child or something.
Or maybe not.
Maybe I just crush hard on pretty ladies of culture.
That makes me feel really bad. Like, maybe I should be obsessing over my wife. She would be flattered if I stalked her a little.
Sometimes I wish celebrities were pets. Like, if my wife and I kept Dave Grohl in a kennel and fed him once a day, then let him sit on the couch and watch TV with us.
Im sure my wife wouldn't mind cuddling with Patrick Dempsy and petting his hair just like she does with our Dog.
I, on the other hand, just want to construct large plexiglass prison cells in my basement, and keep a human zoo of every lady I crush on.
That's what I mean why I say I have issues. Haha!
You know what? I'm kidding. Forget I said anything.
Really, John? Really?
ReplyDeleteGood thing you have a band, I'd hate to know what would go through your mind had you not had a hobby to keep you somewhat preoccupied...
Nice picture, by the way.